True to form, my father has sent me more pictures. Sometimes I wonder if he thinks I am bitter. Of course I am not. Bitter isn't funny. This is.
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| I mean, I would NEVER burn laundry. It is bad for the environment. Plus, we would have to buy more clothes. |
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| I can't be the only woman who has ever thought this, right? I once heard Dr Laura make fun of women who think men don't have feelings. So I must not be alone. |
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| No we don't have a maid. A maid has to be paid. And she has a contract. |
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| There is a possibility my father actually thinks this. |
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| That is why they make dead bolts. Just kidding. |
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There were a few more pictures but they were a little crude for my taste or heavily laden in swear words, so I couldn't use them. Have a nice day. And may all your vacuuming be done in heels and pearls.
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